Memento Mori

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my cellular...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:57:42 -0500

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my

cellular number

snapchat

twitter

facebook

skype

email

facetime

first born

you know, anything you want

I had spiderman as my server at pizza ranch

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:54:07 -0500

I had spiderman as my server at pizza ranch

castrovulva: rohnert-park: lushious: Kevin Rudd’s Instagram...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:46:36 -0500

castrovulva:

rohnert-park:

lushious:

Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure

‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’

omfg what a great man

juicyjacqulyn: gwhizantor: gpoy love him

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:41:47 -0500

http://youtube-personalities.tumblr.com/

http://youtube-personalities.tumblr.com/

juicyjacqulyn:

gwhizantor:

gpoy

love him

shadowstep-of-bast: edgebug: I think that a lot of the reason...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:27:48 -0500

shadowstep-of-bast:

edgebug:

I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.

Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.

syd-badid: This was written by a little 6 year old girl. I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:16:02 -0500

syd-badid:

This was written by a little 6 year old girl. I babysit her and her two sisters - Rebecca and Mia, and before they go to bed they all sit down and write little prayers to God.

This was the one that Hollie wrote last time, and it absolutely broke my heart. I mean, she’s six years old and she thinks she’s not beautiful. That’s not right. But she is beautiful, absolutely gorgeous. She’s got golden blonde hair, bright green eyes and a smile so beautiful that you melt a little inside when you see it.

When their mum got home, I showed her Hollie’s prayer, and she was devestated. She’s a nurse so she’s seen a lot of horrible things, but I have never seen her like that. And so I had to do something.

If you’re reading this, and if you have the slightest bit of a heart, please reblog this, so that I can prove to Hollie that she is beautiful, and that she is so special, and that God made her exactly the way she is because He knows that He made her perfect. Please give this beautiful little girl the confidence she deserves.

Omg saddest thing ever

2nuns1bible: this video just makes me cry oMFG

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:13:15 -0500

2nuns1bible:

this video just makes me cry

oMFG

littlestbug: poutingly: angryfuckingvegan: Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:02:06 -0500

littlestbug:

poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

i’m imagining him alone in his room with all the lights off, eyes wide open, rocking back and forth on his bed muttering this to himself

geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:32:50 -0500

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:45:50 -0500

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for

thatpointlessidiot: The milkshake: This is not limited to...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:20:54 -0500

thatpointlessidiot:

The milkshake: This is not limited to fast food nor to milkshakes. That ‘concoction’ is the industry standard artificial strawberry flavoring found in everything strawberry flavored that isn’t naturally flavored.

Chicken nuggets: Total lies. My sister works at the Tyson plant that provides KFC and McDonalds their nuggets. There’s no ‘pink paste’ stage. ’Reflavoring’ is an injection of mostly salt into the meat in order to give it some taste because modern day chicken is nearly flavorless. If you want to disgust people, show them the conditions of the processing plants that dismantle the chickens.

The pubic hair one: You eat more of your family’s pubic hairs cooking in your own home. You think you don’t shed once you walk in your own door?

Peanut butter: This is a cold hard truth of food mass production. There will be insects. You can never get rid of them or take them out of the process. The FDA places limits on how much can be allowed into specific foods so that food manufactories don’t get lazy and just say ‘Well we can’t keep it out.’ The FDA limit helps immensely because it makes these places try to keep the insect population down through keeping things clean.

Shellac: Oh my god this is so stupid. ’Shellac’ is an INGREDIENT. It’s a NATURAL PRODUCT produced by INSECTS. It is then PROCESSED into food-grade glaze or colorants, OR into wood and furniture polish. They don’t just take wood polish and dump it on your jawbreakers. Grow up.

Bacteriophages: The ‘phages of which you speak are used to kill the listeria virus. Listeria is a bacteria that attacks the immune system and has a one in five mortality rate. Bacteriophages? They’ve been used as an alternative to antibiotic medications in Russia and France for 90 years. That’s really disgusting and dangerous!

Coke: This is total and complete bunk. It would have been far more effective to point out that colas and carbonated drinks have been linked to weakened bones in those who overconsume them, but this is complete lies here. Again.

Salads: I think you mean propylene glycol. And again, this is bullshit. PG only causes reactions in those allergic to it. It has a very low toxicity and can only negatively affect human health if very large amounts are ingested very quickly and over a very short period of time. By which I mean ‘Find a vat of it and start drinking it and nothing else.’ Again you go for the lie instead of pointing out that fast food salads are processed and contain as much fat and cholesterol as most of the other foods offered by a fast food place.

Beef additives: This has nothing to do with fast food. This is common in MOST meats in the US. This is because the US has become so obsessed with the fat content of meat and making it ‘healthy’ that we have literally bred almost all the flavor out of every food animal breed we currently use. Flavorants are almost ALWAYS injected during processing or most of our meat would be bland and tasteless. ‘Flavorants’ typically being concentrated broth and/or salt and seasoning.

Cheese: Lies again. Only those cheeses labelled as ‘Pasteurized process cheese food’ and ‘Pasteurized process cheese spread’ match these stats. Pasteurized process cheese is simply a blended cheese made to have a sharp taste and be easily melted. Your lie here is that the 47% is referring to the cheese’s fat content, not cheese content.

This image is full of lies and misrepresented half-truths and anyone spreading this as truthful should rethink their approach.

beverlyhillsmom: the article just got better as i kept on...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:26:21 -0500

beverlyhillsmom:

the article just got better as i kept on reading

I’d probably turn into a penispire. Like. A penis vampire. Yeah.

shotawars: shotawars: some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:19:52 -0500

shotawars:

shotawars:

some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up

911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX

I’VE DONE A GOOD

yolivia: two-thirty: the best pokefusions i got. Everything...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:09:59 -0500

yolivia:

two-thirty:

the best pokefusions i got. Everything with magnemite is really cute.

That Ratabat.

Guys I have to go but I'll be back in a few short hours.

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:28:56 -0500

I MISS YOU ARE YOU BACK YET

i cAN’T HANDLE ALL THE SASS FROM THEYAHOOSTAFF RIGHT NOW I JUST WANT THEM TO GWT BACK ONLJNE...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:24:41 -0500

i cAN’T HANDLE ALL THE SASS FROM THEYAHOOSTAFF RIGHT NOW I JUST WANT THEM TO GWT BACK ONLJNE AND BE SASSYB PLEAEE

kittycatts: kittencuddler: Hi everyone! I figured that I would...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:03:26 -0500

kittycatts:

kittencuddler:

Hi everyone! I figured that I would do a small giveaway for the summer! The only item in the giveaway is the famous one spo Cat Dress! I have the bows it came with, as well as the original tags, I just couldn’t be bothered to put them on when I took the picture.

OPEN INTERNATIONALLY

✧˖°☆*Rules*☆°˖✧

1) Must be following me, kittencuddler.

2) No giveaway blogs! I will check, of course.

3) You can reblog up to 3 times- but I’d prefer it if you didn’t spam your followers.

4) Likes are fine, but they won’t count as an entry. :)

✧˖°☆*What you get*☆°˖✧

Original Black one spo cat dress with bows!

The giveaway ends June 30th, 2013!

If you have any questions, my ask box is open. (:

IM UR POTATO LOVER GIMME GIMME GIMMEE

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:01:53 -0500

vegansanfrancishet: So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:48:30 -0500

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

discuntinq: r3tina: r3tina: This is me. I’m not very fond of...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:43:53 -0500

discuntinq:

r3tina:

r3tina:

This is me. I’m not very fond of my looks but I still keep going. I have no hair. I have alopecia, I don’t get facial hair, eyebrows, eyelashes, hair. It’s been a living hell growing up with this. Everyday I come home and cry. People tell me I’m worthless, my life has no meaning. I’m a waste of skin. Everyday. I keep fighting and fighting. I don’t have perfect eyes. I don’t have perfect thighs. I have flaws. You all do too. You don’t have to bring out mine just because they are more noticeable. If you took the time to read this, you care. I love you.

If this reaches 1000 notes im going to cry legit.

If you guys don’t reblog this I will cry. Austin you’re PERF.